A collection of jokes about our beloved musos.
This is an evolving page so far I just have a few drummer jokes.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, one to screw the bulb in, and the other four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart would have done it.
Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won’t sleep with your girlfriend.
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it’s coming, but you can’t do a damn thing about it.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
What’s the biggest lie told to drummers?
Hold on, I’ll help you with your gear.